Women at Different Ages.

What's the difference between women at the age of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58?

08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed.

38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed

58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid hearing her story.

CARS ...

AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW - Brings Me Women

FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD - Fix or Repair Daily

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

an interesting thought for the day...

Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's Disease research.

It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember where they got them and what to do with them.