She is not a SCREAMER
or MOANER
- She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY
- She is HORIZONTALLY
ACCESSIBLE.
She does not TEASE or
FLIRT
- She engages in
ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB
- She is a DETOUR OFF
THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND
- She is a PREVIOUSLY
ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not GET YOU
EXCITED
- She causes TEMPORARY
BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.
She is not KINKY
- She is a CREATIVE
CARETAKER.
She does not have a
KILLER BODY
- She is TERMINALLY
ATTRACTIVE.
She is not an AIRHEAD
- She is REALITY
IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK
or TIPSY
- She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY
- She is SEXUALLY
FOCUSED.
She does not NAG YOU
- She becomes VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.
She is not a SLUT
- She is SEXUALLY
EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR
LEAGUE HOOTERS
- She is PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO BIT
WHORE
- She is a LOW COST
PROVIDER.
He does not have a BEER
GUT
- He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He does not GET LOST
ALL THE TIME
- He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not BALDING
- He is in FOLLICLE
REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE
ROBBER
- He prefers
GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get
FALLING-DOWN DRUNK
- He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a
TOTAL ASS
- He develops a case of
RECTAL- CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not a SEX MACHINE
- He is ROMANTICALLY
AUTOMATED.
He is not a MALE
CHAUVINIST PIG
- He has SWINE
EMPATHY.
He is not afraid of
COMMITMENT
- He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED.
He does not UNDRESS YOU
WITH HIS EYES
- He has an
INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
And always
remember.......
"Before you
criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way you are a mile
from them and you have their shoes." |
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