Dear Penis,
After assessing your
request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration
rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8
hours straight
- You fall asleep on
the job after brief work periods
- You do not always
follow the orders of the management team
- You do not stay in
your allocated position, and often visit other areas
- You do not take
initiative
- You need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working
- You leave the
workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
- You don't always
observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing
- You'll retire well
before reaching 65
- You're unable to work
double shifts
- You sometimes leave
your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
- And if that were not
all, you have been seen constantly entering and >leaving the workplace
carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management |
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