WOMEN'S ENGLISH

Yes
No
Maybe
I'm sorry
We need
It's your decision
Do what you want
We need to talk
Sure... go ahead
I'm not upset
You're ... so manly
You're certainly attentive tonight
Be romantic, turn out the lights
This kitchen is so inconvenient
I want new curtains
Hang the picture there
I heard a noise
Do you love me?
How much do you love me?
I'll be ready in a minute
Is my butt fat?
You have to learn to communicate
Are you listening to me?
Was that the baby?
I'm not yelling!!!
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No
Yes
No
You'll be sorry
I want
The correct decision should be obvious by now
You'll pay for this later.
I need to complain
I don't want you to.
Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Is sex all you ever think about?
I have flabby thighs.
I want a new house.
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
NO, I mean hang it there!
I noticed you were almost asleep.
I'm going to ask for something expensive.
I did something today you're really not going to like.
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Tell me I'm beautiful.
Just agree with me.
[Too late, you're dead.]
Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


MEN'S ENGLISH

I'm hungry
I'm sleepy
I'm tired
Can I call you sometime?
Do you want to go to a movie?
Can I take you out to dinner?
May I have this dance?
Nice dress!
You look tense, let me give you a massage
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I'm bored
I love you.
I love you, too
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair
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I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy.
I'm tired.
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice cleavage!
I want to fondle you.
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Do you want to have sex?
Let's have sex now.
Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
I liked it better before.
$50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk.
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I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me?
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I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
and FINALLY...(while shopping)
I like that one better!

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Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!


courtesy Ma Shasa







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