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ONLY IN AMERICA
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Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and
a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
 Only in
America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight...
Only in America...are the least useful professions
(professional athletes, movie actors & entertainers) paid so
disproportionally much compared to people with normal jobs...
Only in America...do people buy domestic brand tires, because they want
to "buy American," and install them on their imported cars...
 Only in
America...the budgets for advertising non-essential items, like soft drinks,
exceed the economies of many third-world nations...
Only in America...do we use the word politics to describe the process so
well. Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking creatures... |
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