THE 3 MOTIVES
| Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink
Three Proofs that Jesus was Black
1. He called everybody brother
2. He had no permanent address
3. Nobody would hire him
Three Proofs that Jesus was Californian
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion
Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was
Three Proofs that Jesus was Greek
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades
And finallythe proofs that Jesus was ITALIAN:
He was working in the enterprise of its father.
He lived in the house until 33.
He was convinced that its mother was a virgin.
His mother was convinced that he was God.
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TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA IRLANDESE:
Non si è mai sposato
Non ha mai avuto un lavoro fisso.
La sua ultima richiesta è stata qualcosa da bere.
TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA PORTORICANO:
Si chiamava Jesus.
Aveva costantemente guai con la legge.
Sua madre non era sicura di chi fosse suo padre.
TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA GRECO:
Beveva vino ad ogni pasto.
Lavorava nel settore delle costruzioni.
TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA NERO:
Chiamava tutti "fratello".
Non aveva un indirizzo fisso.
Nessuno lo voleva assumere.
TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA CALIFORNIANO:
Non si tagliava mai i capelli.
Era sempre scalzo.
Ha inventato una nuova religione.
E FINALMENTE, LA PROVA CHE GESU' ERA ITALIANO:
E' andato a lavorare nell'impresa di suo padre.
Ha vissuto in casa fino a 33.
Era convinto che sua madre fosse vergine.
Sua madre era convinta che lui fosse Dio.
curtesy antonio rodriguez - ticino - switzerland
Jesus was a Buddhist Monk
and died in Kasmir India at age 80