JESUS



Laughing Jesus
THE 3 MOTIVES
Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink

Three Proofs that Jesus was Black
1. He called everybody brother
2. He had no permanent address
3. Nobody would hire him

Three Proofs that Jesus was Californian
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion

Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was

Three Proofs that Jesus was Greek
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades

And finallythe proofs that Jesus was ITALIAN:

He was working in the enterprise of its father.
He lived in the house until 33.
He was convinced that its mother was a virgin.
His mother was convinced that he was God.


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  • Laughing Jesus

    TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA IRLANDESE:
    Non si è mai sposato
    Non ha mai avuto un lavoro fisso.
    La sua ultima richiesta è stata qualcosa da bere.

    TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA PORTORICANO:
    Si chiamava Jesus.
    Aveva costantemente guai con la legge.
    Sua madre non era sicura di chi fosse suo padre.

    TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA GRECO:
    Parlava gesticolando.
    Beveva vino ad ogni pasto.
    Lavorava nel settore delle costruzioni.

    TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA NERO:
    Chiamava tutti "fratello".
    Non aveva un indirizzo fisso.
    Nessuno lo voleva assumere.

    TRE MOTIVI PER DIRE CHE GESU' ERA CALIFORNIANO:
    Non si tagliava mai i capelli.
    Era sempre scalzo.
    Ha inventato una nuova religione.

    E FINALMENTE, LA PROVA CHE GESU' ERA ITALIANO:
    E' andato a lavorare nell'impresa di suo padre.
    Ha vissuto in casa fino a 33.
    Era convinto che sua madre fosse vergine.
    Sua madre era convinta che lui fosse Dio.


    curtesy antonio rodriguez - ticino - switzerland


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