THE AL GORE Virus....
(Causes your computer
to just keep counting and counting)
THE CLINTON Virus....
(Gives you a 7-Inch
Hard Drive with NO Memory)
THE BOB DOLE (aka:
VIAGRA) virus...
(Makes a new hard drive
out of an old floppy)
THE LEWINSKY virus...
(Sucks all the memory
out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did)
THE MIKE TYSON
virus....
(Quits after two bytes)
THE OPRAH WINFREY
virus....
(Your 300mb hard drive
shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)
THE JACK KEVORKIAN
virus...
(Deletes all old files)
THE ELLEN DEGENERES
virus...
(Disks can no longer be
inserted)
THE PROZAC virus...
(Totally screws up your
RAM, but your processor doesn't care)
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO
virus...
(Only attacks minor
files)
THE ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER virus...
(Terminates some
files, leaves, but will be back)
THE LORENA BOBBITT
virus...
(Reformats your hard
drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)
THE OSHO
virus...
(Erases everything
permanently and forever)
courtesy Avibha
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