new computer viruses



THE AL GORE virus
Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting

THE CLINTON virus
Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO Memory

THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

THE LEWINSKY virus
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did

THE MIKE TYSON virus
Quits after two bytes

THE OPRAH WINFREY virus
Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb

THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus
Deletes all old files

THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus
Disks can no longer be inserted

THE PROZAC virus
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus
Only attacks minor files

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

THE LORENA BOBBITT virus
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows

THE OSHO virus...
Erases everything permanently and forever

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