Customer
Service Rep:
May I help
you?
Customer:
I'm not
very technical, but I think I am ready to install it now.
What do I do
first?
CS Rep:
The first
step is to open your HEART.
Have you
located your HEART?
Customer:
Yes I have,
but there are several programs running right now.
Is it okay
to install while they are running?
CS
Rep:
What
programs are running?
Customer:
Let me
see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM
running right now.
CS
Rep:
No
problem.
LOVE will
automatically erase, PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system.
It may
remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
LOVE will
eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called
HIGHESTEEM.EXE.
However you
have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM.
Those
programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed.
Can you
nturn those off?
Customer:
I don't
know how to turn them off.
Can you
tell me how?
CS Rep:
My
pleasure.
Go to your
Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.
Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have
been completely erased.
Customer:
Okay, I'm
done.
LOVE has
started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep:
Yes it is.
You should
receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART.
Do you see
that message?
Customer:
Yes I
do.
Is it
completely installed?
CS Rep:
Yes, but
remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer:
Oops...I
have an error message already.
What should
I do?
CS Rep:
What does
the message say?
Customer:
It says
"ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS."
What does that mean?
CS Rep:
Don't
worry, that's a common problem.
I means
that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been
run on your HEART.
It is one
of those complicated programming things,but in nontechnical terms it means you
have to LOVE your own machine before it can LOVE others.
Customer:
So what
should I do?
CS Rep:
Can you find
the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer:
Yes, I have
it.
CS Rep:
Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer:
Thank you.
CS Rep:
You're
welcome.
Click on the
following files and then copy them to the MY HEART directory:
FORGIVESELF.DOC,SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC.
The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming.
Also, you
need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle
bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back
Customer:
Got
it.
Hey! My
HEART is filling up with really neat files.
SMILE.MPG
is playing on my monitor right now, and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE,
and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
CS Rep:
Then LOVE
is installed and running.
You should
be able to handle it from here.
One more
thing before I go...
Customer:
Yes?
CS Rep:
LOVE is
freeware.
Be sure to
give it and its various modules to everybody you meet.
They will
in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat
modules back to you.
Customer:
I will.
Thank you
for your help.
Courtesy Veetric |
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