The Maker of ALL
human beings has issued an alert for all units manufactured - regardless of
make or year - due to a serious conflux in the primary and central component of
the heart. This is due to a skewed interpretive component in the original
prototype units code-named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the
same conflux in all subsequent units.
This conflux has been
technically termed, "Sub-sequential I nternal Non-awareness," in
short SIN.
Symptoms
include:
[a] Amnesia of origin
[b] Loss of direction
[c] Dissatisfaction,
blame and agitation
[d] Depression or
confusion in the mental component
[e] Despair in the
emotional body
[f] Fearfulness
[g] Belief in media
reports or any gossip as reflecting the real world
[h] In severe cases
violence
The Manufacturer, who
is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized
repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair
Technician, Original Self, has most generously offered to bear the entire
burden and staggering cost of these repairs! No additional fee is
required.
The toll free number to
call for repair in all areas has only two digits i 46 or IN. Once connected,
please upload your burden of SIN through the AWARENESS OF BREATH procedure.
Next, download REALIZATION from the Repair Technician into the heart
component.
No matter how small or
big the SIN belief is, it will be transmuted to:
[a] Awareness
[b] Peace
[c] Freedom
[d] Love
[d] Joy
[e] Trust
[f] Truth
[g] Compassion
[h] Grace
[i] Ordinariness
Please check the
operating manual, Internal Knowing, for further details on the use of these
fixes.
As an added upgrade,
the manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling
direct monitoring and assistance from a resident Maintenance Technician, Beyond
Enlightenment, in short BE.
Repaired units need
only to activate BE, and full conscious awareness will begin to take up
permanent residence on the premises!
WARNING: Continuing to
operate the human being unit without correction will nullify the Manufacturer's
warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and
will result in the human unit being permanently and fatally defect.
For free emergency
service, go the still point and breathe.
DANGER: Human being
units not responding to this recall action will have to continue to incarnate
until full awareness is integrated into the cellular consciousness of the
occupied form.
Thank you for your
attention. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall notice.
Sincerely,
O.S.H.O.
Overall Secretary for
the Human Odyssey
Courtesy Ma Rabia Lundberg |
