| A Real Man's Chain Letter
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to at least five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.
Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of this list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 16,255 women.
One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the time of writing this, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, 4 of whom were worth keeping.
Remember - this chain brings luck.
One man's cat died, and the next day he received a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate.
An unmarried Spanish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super-model.
You can be lucky too, so DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!
One man broke the chain and got his wife back again!
Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list below!