You know you are in California if...

You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.

It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work and hour early toavoid all the weather-related accidents.

Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.


You can't remember... is pot legal?

You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans aregrown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

You can't remember... is pot legal?

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses,and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kayrep is a guy in drag

It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about"THE STORM!"

Hey... is pot legal?

Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El,La,Santa,De La, or De Los.

Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.

A family of four owns six vehicles.

Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over almost as soon as you realize what's happening.

Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.

Yeah, you're sure...? pot is legal.

And finally, a question:
Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. Californians cannot afford to turn on the lights.



curtesy avibha gomati
Osho Comics & Cartoons Paperback
OSHO COMIC
Hardcover DELUXE

82 color pages
A4 landscape format
High quality print
$47.99 - €37,27
English Edition


UK  Order at BLURP
versión en español  Order at BLURP

Osho Comics & Cartoons Paperback OSHO COMIC
Softcover DELUXE

82 color pages
A4 landscape format
High quality print
$47.99 - €37,27
English Edition


UK  Order at BLURP
versión en español  Order at BLURP
*


Osho Comics & Cartoons eBook
OSHO COMIC
Kindle DX, Fire, Ipad, Iphone

137 color pages
$12.39 - € 9.39
English Edition


USA  amazon.com
UK  amazon.co.uk
Germany  amazon.de
France  amazon.fr
Italy  amazon.it
Spain  amazon.es










back to top

back Esoteric Jokes Home next
**

JOKE&GAME Home Otoons Jokes

made by GiolloArtDezign
Up
Down