You know you are in California if...
You make
over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
It's
sprinkling outside, so you leave for work and hour early toavoid all the
weather-related accidents.
Your child's
third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
You can't
remember... is pot legal?
You've been
to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a
very strong opinion about where your coffee beans aregrown, and can taste the
difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You know
which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
You can't
remember... is pot legal?
A really
great parking space can move you to tears.
The guy in
line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses,and looks like George
Clooney, IS George Clooney.
Your car
insurance costs as much as your house payment.
Your
hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kayrep is a guy in
drag
It's
sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about"THE
STORM!"
Hey... is
pot legal?
Over 85% of
the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El,La,Santa,De La, or De
Los.
Two
overcast days in a row drive you mad.
A family of
four owns six vehicles.
Everyone who
lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and snowstorms are way
worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over almost as soon as you
realize what's happening.
Even if the
store is across the street, you drive there.
Yeah,
you're sure...? pot is legal.
And
finally, a question:
Q. How many
Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None.
Californians cannot afford to turn on the lights.
curtesy
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