Hallo friends, if you
got any of the below symptoms, you certainly need help .... check it out
Activated Attention Deficit disorder.
I just wanted to let
you know that I have recently been diagnosed with this condition.
The scientific world is
frantically searching for a cure.
This is an ailment many
of us suffer from and may not as yet have been diagnosed.
However, now you may be
able to discuss it with your loved ones and try to explain what really happened
to you all those times you tried so hard to accomplish something and didn't.
Is called it the 'But
You know, it's when I
decide to do the laundry.
I start down the hall
and notice the newspaper on the table.
OK, I'm going to do the
laundry.....BUT FIRST I'm going to read the newspaper.
After that, I notice
the mail on the table.
OK, I'll just put the
newspaper in the recycle stack.....BUT FIRST I'll look through that pile of
mail and see if there are any bills to be paid.
Yes, now where's the
checkbook? Oops...there's the empty glass from yesterday on the coffee table.
I'm going to look for
that check book.
BUT FIRST I need to put
the glass in the sink.
I head for the
kitchen, look out the window, notice my poor flowers need a drink of water.
I put the glass in the
sink, and here's the remote for the TV on the kitchen counter.
What's it doing here?
I'll just put it away......BUT FIRST I need to water those plants.
Head for the door
and.....Aaaagh! Stepped on the cat.
Cat needs to be
Okay, I'll put that
remote away and water the plants....BUT FIRST I need to feed the cat.
END of Day: Laundry is
not done, newspapers are still on the floor, glass is still in the sink, bills
are not paid, checkbook is still lost and the cat ate the remote control...
And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done all day, I'm baffled
because...I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY!
I realize this
condition is serious.... I'd get help....BUT FIRST...I think.. I'll check my