|Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Mormonism: This shit is going to happen
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on
Christian Science: There is no shit, it is all in your mind.
Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment to show
you some of our shit?
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Scientology: If shit happens, see
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again,
Satanism: Sneppah this!
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: Theres nothing like a good shit
Existencialism: What is shit anyway?
Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
Ramana: Enquiry .... Is this really shit?
Ramesh Balsekar: Shit is God´s will.
Gangaji: All is shit, stop, stand still, do
Papaji: Shit where? There is
Kiran: You don´t need to make effort, the
shit just happens.
Krishnamurti: See with me, where is the origin of
Sw Nothingness: This shit is nothing, see the
Gourasana: Pray God to bring up all your shit, feel it and let it go so that you can go home.
Osho: Shit happens... celebrate. Shit doesn't happen... celebrate.