Swami Eric
| Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad. Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturdays. Christian Science: Shit is in your mind. Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment to show you some of our shit? Creationism: God made all shit. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Satanism: Sneppah this! Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening. Existencialism: What is shit anyway? Atheism: I can't believe this shit! Nihilism: No shit. Ramana: Enquiry .... Is this really shit? Ramesh Balsekar: Shit is God´s will. Gangaji: All is shit, stop, stand still, do nothing Papaji: Shit where? There is enlightenment! Kiran: You don´t need to make effort, the shit just happens. Krishnamurti: See with me, where is the origin of this shit? Sw Nothingness: This shit is nothing, see the other one! Gourasana, Kalindi & The Lady: Pray God to bring up all your shit that stands in between you and Him, feel it and immediately let go of it so that you can go home and be one with Him! Osho: The dark night of the soul is dark enough so face your shit, feel it, watch it, let go and celebrate eternally! Vew: Puppetji - What is Sacred? |
