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New Osho Therapist Training Program

Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.

MEMORANDUM TO ALL OSHO THERAPISTS

TO: All Osho Therapists
FROM: Osho Pune Meditation Resort
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality
transformation work possible, it will be our policy to keep all
therapists well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training
(S.H.I.T.). We are giving our therapists more S.H.I.T. than any other
Resort in India.

If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your group leader. You will be placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T. list for special attention.

All of our group therapy leaders are particularly qualified to see
that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.

If you think that you have a thorough understanding of the basic
S.H.I.T. program, you may wish to participate in the new Management Of
Related Education
trainings (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).

If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be
interested in helping us train others. We can add you to our Basic
Understanding Lecture List
(B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

Some of you already display aptitudes that would easily allow you to
enter the Director of Intensity Program (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who
do not qualify for this position but are still interested will
certainly be referred to the Director Under Management Bureau
(D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.). Those individuals who do not meet the
requirements of The Pune Resort must first complete Special Training
Under Personal Individual Discretion, Special High Intensity Training

(S.T.U.P.I.D. S.H.I.T.).

If you have any further questions, please address them to our Head Of
Training, Special High Intensity Training
(H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) program.

Thank You.

Boss in General
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

Copy to: Complete Registered Organized Computerized Knowledge
Originating Firsthand; Special High Intensity Training
division.
(CROCK-OF-SHIT) Pune Resort India.






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