1. Be a
fundamentalist, make sure "fun" always comes before the
"mental".
Realize
that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled.
A laugh
track has been provided and the reason why we are put in the material world is
to get more material.
Have a good
laughsitive twice a day and that will insure 'regularhilarity.'
2. Remember
that each of us has been given a special gift-just for entering.
So you are
already a winner!
3. The most
powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision.
That is
where I tell a vision to you and you tell a vision to me
4. Life is
like photography. You use the negative to develop.
5. It is
true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to
get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay.
So be sure
to use mental floss twice a
day.
And when
you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in the
Absurdiveness Training Class: "Don't get even, get odd."
6. If we
want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like
nomads.
That's
where I no mad at you, you no mad at me.
That way,
there will surely be nomadness on the planet.
And peace
begins with each of us.
A little
peace here, a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together
to make one big peace everywhere.
7. I know
great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you're looking to
avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple.
When you
find a fault, just don't dwell on it.
8. There's
no need to change the world.
All we have
to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.
9.
Everything I have told you is channeled.
That way, if
you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is not a
bureaucracy.
You don't
have to go through channels.
10. Finally,
if you're looking to find the key to the universe, I have some ;bad news and
some good news.
The bad news
is - there is no key to the Universe.
The good
news is - it has been left unlocked.
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