SATZANG WITH SWAMI ERIC
 

Sw. Wattafuck

hi ime Eric,

Ime new at this.
l thought a meditator was a potato from the mediteranean erea up until 1 year ago, I thought l was ok actually, isn't my mind tricky? making such lies against me.
Anyway l hate to imagine what would have happened if Sw Casheen hadn't made me see in his therapy group that in my basement there is so much screwed up stuff that l havn't even seen yet.
By the way is there anybody out there who can extract the ancient messeges that are hidden in crystals.
I really don't know where to start ...
l was at the resort of ooosho in india, and did much therapy and feel that that made me a much better person.
But now l feel that ime better than everone else, but more humble somehow, l can spend much more time now listening to other poeples crap without getting pissed of about it.
But basicly l want to wake up because then everybody likes you.
I am hoping that there is somebody out there who can wake me up.
On line would be best...satsangs have gone up to 10$...and therapy groups are a fortune, and the affect wears of so quickly.
A cult might be ok.
l think i might be into joining a bunch of poeple who are a cuLt above the rest, but only if l can get 'inlituned'* myself,
then l will be the boss and that would be better.
love Eric

(*enlightened)



HI KRISH,

eric here, its good to have you and yoor web sight to right too about me surch four truuf.
Up until a year and a half ago l really thought that l am who l am and some days lme pissed and some happy and some in the middle.
And then some enlightened fuckin jerk said that ime not really who l think l am and that l should follow him and he would show me who l really am.
My question is to all the more mature seekers out there who might be able to help with my entanglment is......
1... if ime not who l am or who l think l am then who is it whos searching for who l am?
Is it who lme not???
If it is who ime not, that means who ime not, is looking for who l am.
So,while who ime not carries on looking for who l am then l stay being who ime not, yu know wot l meen.
So ime a bit fucked here on this one, l think this truth business is trickier than l thought.
l want to wake up, but wanting is desire, and disire is what stops me waking up, so its all fucked up isnt it?
From Eric
PS: I am available for satsang, so if you want satsang l charge 30$ an hour plus expenses.


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