The clown scientists
have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: Seriousness.
Seriousness is the
leading cause of everything from cancer to reincarnation.
Scientists from the
Clown Academy have discovered a new source of healng.
It is a psychic energy
point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra.
It is called the clown
chakra.
If people are feeling
miserable; if they have financial problems; if their relatonship situation is
the pits; if they are in ill health; if they constantly find fault with others;
then obviously their clown chakra is closed.
When this happens, the
scientists have observed under a high-power microscope that the cells of every
organ display a sad face.
And when the clown
chakra is open and funtioning normally, the cells display a happy face.
The scientists realized
that if a person is ill, it is because his/her mind has projected guilt onto
the cells of his/her body and has forced out the love that is normally found
within each cell of the body.
The cells are therefore
saying, "I lack love," or ILL, for short.
The scientists also
discovered that all disease is due to cells being out of ease or
"dis-eased."
When the clown chakra
is open and working (or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks
up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts
the energy into tiny red heart-shaped ballons.
The red heart balloons
contain love and joy and are directed to the "dis-eased" cell or
situation, and a happy face appears instantly.
Sometimes these red
heart balloons are called endorphins because when anyone experiences them the
feeling of separation ends, and they experience being back home with a loving
father/mother and hence are no longer an orphan.
This is the well-known
"end orphan" effect.
So if you think someone
is attacking you, clown scientists recommend that you visualize sending that
person red heart shaped balloons filled with love and joy.
Remember to keep your
clown chakra open, and remember to laugh.
Seriousness causes
ILL-ness and dis-ease. |
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