THE CLOWN CHAKRAAAA

chakras

The clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: Seriousness.

Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from cancer to reincarnation.
Scientists from the Clown Academy have discovered a new source of healng.
It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra.
It is called the clown chakra.
If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if their relatonship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health; if they constantly find fault with others; then obviously their clown chakra is closed.
When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-power microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face.
And when the clown chakra is open and funtioning normally, the cells display a happy face.
The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his/her mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his/her body and has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body.
The cells are therefore saying, "I lack love," or ILL, for short.
The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to cells being out of ease or "dis-eased."
When the clown chakra is open and working (or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped ballons.
The red heart balloons contain love and joy and are directed to the "dis-eased" cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.
Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins because when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends, and they experience being back home with a loving father/mother and hence are no longer an orphan.
This is the well-known "end orphan" effect.
So if you think someone is attacking you, clown scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons filled with love and joy.

Remember to keep your clown chakra open,
and remember to laugh.
Seriousness causes ILL-ness and dis-ease.
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