These are the comments from the DK Hardcore Gurur Rating page that has been removed due to to many Masters to catch up.
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Name : Sangit
URL :
e mail : Hi there, these Awakened people are really crazy!
Have u seen this page?
www.geocities.com/dolano_vs_rani (page disabeld)
Have fun!

Name : Satyamo
URL :
e mail : Hi Devakrishna this is Satyamo I don't know if you remeber me but it doesn't matter
How are you I hope wonderful.
I ma writing to you to know if there in the Sannyasins world there is some news if there is sombody awake to work with.
Please if you know sombody let me know I will really appriciate it.
thank you ciao Satyamo

Name : deva chandra
URL :
e mail : devachandra123@hotmail.com
comment :I am a 32 years old Swiss woman, who became Osho’s sannyasin at the age of 18. A few weeks ago I met a woman called Rani. She declared herself as awakened after your Intensive Satsang, so I went to her satsang and now I would like to share my experience

Name : Swami Ole
URL :www.oshana.org/
e mail :
comment :Osho’s Enlightenment Day is around the Spring Equinox, 3 month’s before Oshana’s Enlightenment Day which is around the Summer Solstice which is traditionally celebrated at sacred sites such as Stonehenge and Avebury.

Name : z
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comment :why you removed site DK hard guru rating?I feel like big empty hole in Otoons.Was it your free choise?
thank you Devakrishna,
I enjoyed it when it was on web.
I hope Sarlo is not going to remove his Guru rating. z

Name : sunder
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comment : dear Devakrishna, it doesn't looks as a joke. I'm not enlightened but I'm still really looking for real Masters. I guess that somebody in the list should be... Sorry if I took your statements so seriously...but I feel that other seekers like me can be misleaded by your judgement. With love. Sunder


Name : devakrishna
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comment : it looks Deva Laura & Sunder here below can't take a joke like many people of the enlightened list did. What to do ... Devakrishna


Name : Deva Laura
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comment : I heard Osho saying that once his people will start to wake up, the others will start feeling jealous, competitive and finding faults in them. IT’S FUCKING TRUE!!! Why are you so jealous and in competition??? Osho worked so hard his whole life trying to wake up his sannyasins and now that it’s happening you attack them… In this way you are destroying Osho’s work! I guess you do it because you have a huge heart chackra… Thank u so much… Deva Laura


Name : sunder
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comment : Hallo guy! Honestly I prefer fake enlightened people who try to help people and expose themselves, than cowards like Devakrishna, Sarlo or Pan… It’s very easy to hide behind a web page!


Name : S.
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comment : I Devakrishna
i have question for you,maybe you can help me, have a suggestion. I am very very confuse so much that after i have red your website about all this enlightenment people i got more confuse. I am looking for alive Master or a friend or whoever to help me out of this confusion but there are so many(that is the confusion also)i am going in India in 4 months do you know somebody over there very valuable, real even if is the most crazy one or whoever,please anybody that appear for you the most significant one. I feel ready to do anything to jump anywhere. please let me know
a lot of gratitude
S.

Name : shivamurti
URL :
e mail : shivamurti2001@yahoo.com
comment :howdy krisna
2 things actually
one is anando the artist[chair maker still] alive ?[american].
two i would disagree in your enlightenment test about brain chemicals not being a possibility for enlightenment[i am not saying all of them]but their are some that can focus one inward.
also is krisnaprem[american] still alive and kicking?
thanks shivamurti[yank]

Name : Swami Anand Suresh
URL : enlightement test
e mail : jerker.nordlund@telia.com
comment : enlightement test
Great!!!
I passed the Lao Tze way!
Thanks for a beautiful site.
Swami Anand Suresh

Name : Christopher Calder aka Swami Krishna Christ
URL : Calder & Osho + www.christophercalder.com
e mail : calder@clipper.net
comment : Hi, Krishna Saraswati (old Indian sannyas) told me about your "guru rating service" which I found interesting, if not a bit frightening. Your comments about UG Krishnamurti are generally good. About 1972 Acharya/Bhagwan, I forget what name he was using then, told me that UG Krishnamurti was "realized" but "just ordinary". By his terminology I would assume he meant that UG had reached the 5th stage, the first stage of "enlightenment", but that he was not a good teacher and "ordinary" in his abilities. I agree UG is too negative, but anyone seeing the list of self-proclaimed enlightened gurus on your page would have a hard time being positive about public spirituality. Better to keep your meditation to yourself and avoid groups and cults if this marketplace is all meditation really means to people. Bhagwan became negative about UG only after UG started to publicly criticized Bhagwan. I agree with UG in that the fairy tale view people have of enlightenment is a fraud and does not exist. Something exists but not like you read in the books. Osho certainly never lived up to the propaganda of perfect enlightenment and even J. Krishnamurti physically struck out at another human being in anger, and had an eye for money and luxury cars, Mercedes instead of Rolls Royces. I think UG is bitter and negative but not a complete fraud. He may well have reached the 5th stage, but I have never met him so I can only guess. Krishna Saraswati met him and likes him more than I do. I agree UG followed J Krishnamurti around and is a bit of a copy cat. He was never a disciple of J. Krishnamurti, just went to a few of his lectures. I do find UGs picture interesting and feel he is a bit warped but is a high meditator, enlightened or not. Just my 2 cents. Sincerely, Christopher Calder

Name : bodhi jagran
URL :
e mail : jagranbodhi@hotmail.com
comment : Thanks to give me the possibility to declare my self Bodhi Jagran

Name : Amitabh
URL : http://www.weizengras.de
e mail : amitabh@weizengras.de
comment : hey krish, you are so baaaaddddd, but I like your cartoons

Name : Harida and Nartan
URL :http://www.nazcamusic.com
e mail : nazca@nazcamusic.com
comment : Hi Krishna, I love your guru description, we had such a good laugh. Harida and Nartan

Name : David Deva
URL : http://www.telactive.net
e mail : ddgoldberg@telactive.net
comment :Devakrishna's site is a gas. He has a link to a site called Sarlos Guru Ratings which shouldn't be missed. Check out the ratings page at: http://www3.telus.net/public/sarlo/Ratings.htm Particularly check out his rating Michael Barnett. The guy has a sense of humor!!!!

Name : rakesh
URL :
e mail : anandrakesh@hotmail.com
comment : beloved, i don't know why i never saw it before, because i thought i had seen your website, but yesterday i looked at the 'guru ratings'and totally enjoyed it. I even opened some of the links, including the one for Vasant which was great as i was able to write him an e-mail to 'remind' him that he owes me some money. I guess that in 'no-mind' all debts are wiped out automaticaly. Luckily, i could still remember from my less exalted state. Anyway, your site, besides being very attractive, and funny feels very loving and respectful.thanks love rocky. p.s. you may have to redo dylans piece since he is no longer in the miracle, no longer dylan, but the newly returned prodigal son satsie, doing dynamic and eating brown rice in poona commune

Name : prem vimal
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comment :SUPER coooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for the laugh................

Name :jivan saahas
URL : here and now
e mail : jivansaahas@hotmail.com
comment : dolano is interesting,a hybrid,sanyass meeets advaita..it seems that most sannyasins hit a ceiling, and its a bit like this: osho said osho said osho said ,isn't the mind brilliant, walking around refusing to take the umbrella down being pissed about not feeling the rain? Fuck the sunshine , what about the poor pouring rain ... its ok looking for awesome o.k ness , what about the awesome not ok ness, the beauty in misery .the love in hate. god don't give a fuck, the worms are gonna fucking eat me, is that god, maybe its his last little joke, so ya think your the body, well fuck you then, get eaten by worms. am l my mind, ??of course not, l just think l am,even if l think l am ime still not, so what is the fucking point of... what ime not ... my mind... trying to find out what l am. on day ime going to be totaly in this moment?, never been anywhere else, but my mind is so fucking used to thinking its me. what to do? Nothing.....see ya soon Krish love to meera and yerself

Name :cosima
URL : here and now
e mail : cosimauk@yahoo.com
comment :hi, I enjoyed your rating. but do you know Oshana?he has no website, just very pompous and dictatorial e-group forum, advertises himself everywhere though. I went to several of his meetings and never felt so uncomfortable.no so sannyas as pure zyppie.

Name : milarepa
URL : www.oneskymusic.com
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comment : Hi Kreesh, I sent the ego-buster to one of my USA organizers with the message I am bringing her to all my events this Fall! They loved it! Hey, great to hear from you. I just arrived in Denmark. Kind of refreshing to be out of America for awhile. Are you still in Freiburg? If so, I hope to see you when I pass through. There's a festival on June 9-10. Why don't you bring some comix along and put them on our CD table? God man, I've sent your enlightened ones web address to so many people. It's very entertaining. I love your commentaries best of all! Lots of love, Mila

Name :Swami Eric
URL : Eric Web Site
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comment : hi ime eric,

ime new to this,
l thought a meditator was a potato from the mediteranean erea up until 1 year ago, I thought l was ok actually,isnt my mind tricky?making such lies against me.
Anyway l hate to imagine what would have happened if sw casheen hadnt made me see in his therapy group that in my basement there is so much screwed up stuff that l havnt even seen yet.
By the way is there anybody out there who can extract the ancient messeges that are hidden in crystals.
I really dont know where to start ...
l was at the resort of oosho in india,and did much therapy and feel that that made me a much better person,but now l feel that ime better than everone else,but more humble somehow,l can spend much more time now listening to other poeples crap without getting pissed of about it.
But basicly l want to wake up because then everybody likes you.
I am hoping that there is somebody out there who can wake me up,on line would be best...satsangs have gone up to 10$...and therapy groups are a fortune,and the affect wears of so quickly.
A cult might be ok,
l think i might be into joining a bunch of poeple who are a cut above the rest,but only if l cant get inlituned myself,
then l will be the boss and that would be better,
love eric

Name : Swami Eric
URL : Eric Web Site
e mail :
comment : HI KRISH,

eric here, its good to have you and yoor web sight to right too about me surch four truuf.
Up until a year and a half ago l really thought that l am who l am and some days lme pissed and some happy and some in the middle.
And then some enlightened fuckin jerk said that ime not really who l think l am and that l should follow him and he would show me who l really am.
My question is to all the more mature seekers out there who might be able to help with my entanglment is......
1... if ime not who l am or who l think l am then who is it whos searching for who l am?
Is it who lme not???
If it is who ime not, that means who ime not, is looking for who l am.
So,while who ime not carries on looking for who l am then l stay being who ime not, yu know wot l meen.
So ime a bit fucked here on this one, l think this truth business is trickier than l thought.
l want to wake up, but wanting is desire, and disire is what stops me waking up, so its all fucked up isnt it?
From Eric
PS: I am available for satsang, so if you want satsang l charge 30$ an hour plus expenses.



Name : Sarahji
URL :
e mail : sarahmoore@ausdoctors.net
comment : A note to DK of otoons fame.

I think you're on this list and my apologies if you're not and further grovelling for not remembering your sannyas name.
forgive me I am an uncultured peasant with a bad memory!.
I really loved your masters list on your site and the candid and fucking hilarious comments you make about them, which, after checking out a few of their websites and listening to some of the goss and feeling into them, I pretty much agree are spot on.
And what is it about these Brooklyn-born gurus? Why are they all sex-starved and go about it all in such a perverted manner? Why are they such controlling power mad money mad-ites? Is it a Brooklyn jewish boy syndrome or what? I think you've got one or two mentioned on your site, and I know one or two myself and it seems to sometimes go with the territory. I don't want to leap in and categorise them all as I'm sure there's some beautiful ones too that have got over all that, but I sense a trend here!
Love to all
Sarahji

Dr. Sarah Moore M.B.B.S.;
M.A. (Psychoanalytic Studies),
Dip. Clin. Hyp 12 Royal Street, Upper Ferntree Gully Victoria Australia, 3156
http:groups.yahoo.com/group/profoundintrospection

Name : Dopeananda
URL :
e mail : fredwahl@gte.net
comment :Have been satsanging around since 85 and have seen a lot of these stump jumpin Elmer Gantrys with Hindi names very american. "No one can help you" When you know that, you are starting to wake up and grow up. Love your ratings.


Name : jabba
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comment : Hello otoonies

I very much enjoyed using your useful references to masters and teachers.
I originally went to it to look for Dave Oshana, a modern teacher of enlightenment.
I might consider linking to his teaching site after checking it out at
http://www.oshana.org
good luck
jabba

Name : Anand Mega
URL :
e mail : megaom@hotmail.com
comment : Hey! Hey! Sweetheart Super Kool!!! For declaring me " Definitely an Enlightened Master"

You see I could not do that myself!!!! Do not asked me why?I guess it is simply a question of Ethics!!!! Now You are not the only one to do so!!! In the last few months I have come across few people in Italy that wanted me to play this Guru Disciples Game.
In the end I had to throw all the suckers out or take all their cash and still kick their asses out.
I did not kept any of their money and told them to go looking somewhere else.
THe market is Saturated with " MASTERS"
My friend ... People are so gullible you will not believe It, that is why this guru business is striving to the Max.
I am looking forward to see you soon in Basles or in Freiburg as I have a substantial amount of Gossips, Informations, Dark , dark, secrets!!!! Ah!!! Ah!!!
Everything Is gonna Pop!!! POP!!!! POP!!! OUT!!!! and POP UP like Champagna.
I bet we gonna laugh our head off until we finally die of laughter!!!
This is what we deserve!!! Plus Special Mega transmissions accross the Planet for all the chosen few who are ready to WAKE UP BOY!!!!
I am at the moment in Munich . Came up specially to meet all the brothers, and sisters and many old lovers at this big sannyas gathering on the 22nd.Connecting! Connecting! Going with the Flow and having a ball here.
Will hit the road soon back home to my sweetheart Tatina .
Hope to meet you around the7 /th of October.
Then the shit will hit the fan and I will spill the beans.
Now You can declare me Unenlightened again OK?
See you soon.
Lotta of LUV To both of you .
MEGA

Name : pagalo
URL :
e mail : pagalo@infoasis.com
comment : have a hat that Osho gave me. I want to sell it for $45,000. I will take $30,000.... Half the hat for $20,000 is also o.k. How about a share of the hat for $8.00 I also have a empty diet coke that Osho drank. That I will give to you for $1255.00


Name : Sw. Darshano
URL : darshanoimports@yahoo.com
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comment : I want to trade 3 Osho hairs and a one sock. I also have a face towel ( dirty ) that I want to trade for some shampoo.


Name : avibha/gomati
URL :
e mail : gomati@earthlink.net
comment : hey I have some dirt from Rajneeshpuram I'd like to aution plus two of the original latex gloves from the ranch aidsawakening/1983 and one guy from the "share a home"project who won't go away bids start @ $1,000.....plus some e-coli from pooona.....


Name : vishnuprem
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comment : this gossip is a very old, i just want to know if it's true: did osho's lovepartner viveka commited a suicide?


Name : Picka Boo
URL :
e mail : I don't wanna meet you fucks
comment : Checked the enlightened list, lots of photography tricks. Ask a professional photographer how to do an enlightened look, enlightened eyes and so on. Blurred pictures and so on. You can call it the ego tripping list. Love your site, Devakrishna.


Name : a Sannyas
URL :
e mail : dunce@yahoo.com
comment : I have a slap and a punch that Osho gave me. I wanna sell them for $50,000 each. If you buy them both you will also receive a good beating, absolutely free.


Name : Dave Oshana
URL : http://www.oshana.org/
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comment : Hi devakrishna ... is this correct?


MIRA - and friends - ex Osho neo sannyas - Three great links, that explain a lot. NOTHING THAT EXPLAIN HER ! Maybe she is free, definitely helping rising individuals and the planet consciousness

It reads like Mira was ex-sannyas. don't ya mean some of her friends are any ways here's to your ouch-toons column
dave

Name : P.
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comment : ..... On the other hand, it's so hilarious.

You make comments and people change their sites.
You said something like "Nothing ever happened" and "Do it now" Say what???".
And now Devamarg inserted a one page text explaining that something did happen, but it was a dream and so on... he felt the need to explain so little a thing as that.
And it's not even his own words, it's a Poonja quote, and HE never felt he had to explain why nothing ever happened.
So, I have my doubts.... .... I mean when Osho was criticized for having a Rolls Royce, he bought another, and another, and Devamarg feels he has to explain so little a thing as why he said "Nothing ever happened".
I guess it's bad for business, that's why people change their sites.
So keep on making those comments, they're good, and more people will change their sites.
And please mention in your comments whenever someone changes something because of your comments.
Devamarg, for instance.
That's all I had to say.
P.

Name : Deva Sexy
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comment : Hi Otoons

Your scurrilous, tabloid-style guru ratings are entertaining, but unbalanced.
They clearly reflect your predudices, judgments and limitations.
All of the teachers you put down are using their energy to help people.
In the interest of balance, perhaps you could include a link to to the teacher's website at the end of your comments.
This would give the reader a more balanced perspective and allow them to decide for themselves.
Publishing negative, inaccurate information about people who are helping others is an unfortunate hobby.
Deva Sexy

Name : chandidevi@earthlink.net
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comment : I L O V E D your page of judging the gurus.

I was on the floor laughing! you do a great job.
I didn't know that Neelam was a sanyasin????
what does ex neo sanyasin mean????
don't ask me, I took sanyas in hawaii..... also... shocked to hear this shit about isaac!!
Are u sure??!!
keep making people laugh.... it definitely is needed!!!!!

Om OM Hari OM
no one

Name : Emilio
URL :
e mail :bhouma@hotmail
comment : Deffinitive question in the test about your enlightenment: Do you have ever fill in a test about your enlightenment? If "yes" rate 0, if "no" rate 1.



Ultimate question in the enlightenment-test: Do you are an Enlightened one, or a Quenched one? If the first rate 0, if the second rate 0. If no answer rate 10.

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comment : Hi devakrishna. What if you added the discourse "Psychologists, the new priesthood" from deoxy.org/psyhood.htm from oz.sannyas.net to the enlightened list. Especially if most of the people in that list are ex-therapists. None of them is enlightened. OK, I .....


Name : anand vartman
URL :
e mail : edgarhofer@yahoo.com
comment : Hello, I passed the test with 10 points - so for sure i should be on your list... greetings

Edgar (sw. anand vartman / "owk")

Name : Satyam Thomas
URL :
e mail : tghoffman@msn.com
comment : In all fareness you all should know Swami Nostadamous Viratos young wife has just turned 29. Sorry guy, you are 10 years off on this one.


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Name : Next ...
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comment : Don't hold back ... go for it!!!

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